Why do half of the shows on G4

Why do half of the shows on G4 feel as if they were produced by 6 year olds? Oh yeah, it’s called background music and rehearsals. Take a public speaking class or something. This show (in this particular case “Attack of the Show”) isn’t live, would it be that hard to learn to speak a single line without mumbling on like a little kid. You cover some interesting and funny stuff, pony up and get your show up to par.